alcohol is fun. there’s no doubt about that. its really fun. like, the most fun. but its also the most soul crushingly awful thing you can buy at a grocery store.
alcohol makes parties cool. it makes you care less about how you look. it makes you funnier.
alcohol is illegal on college campuses and if you get caught with it while living in the dorms you’re sort of fucked.
the people you live with are fucked too. did you bring booze into their house? awesome. well now you’ve made them equally responsable for it even if they weren’t part of the party. thanks, man!
i’m bitter. last night sucked.
it’ll all be okay. i’m fine. i’ll speak to the RA and let her know i’m mostly sober and had nothing to do with the planning of the party, the buying of the beer or the smoking of the weed.
jesus christ. how did it happen that i became the most responsible person in my social circle?
