Druuuuuuunk
Yep. I be drankin. First time I’ve been drunk in a LONG ass time. Is this good? I don’t have the cognitive ability to say right now. But I might be able to evaluate the situation in the morning. I met my best friend’s girlfriend. FREAKIN LOVELY! what a wonderful person! then i made a fool out of myself. but you know what? that’s okay. I never freakin drink like that. It’s been more than 2 years since I’ve drank like that. I think that’s okay. I rarely have access to it and I don’t like feeling like a moron. So once in a very long while, that’s okay, man. It’s okay. I ain’t no prude. I ain’t no beer-prude. I’m fine with having sex with beer. I guess a beer prude would be someone who thinks having sex with beer is gross.
NOT THIS GUY
anyways, i should get some fucking sleep. Harry Potter with my Pam tomorrow morning. VERY excited. Especially for fetus voldemort. Can’t wait, dude.
Goodnight, party people.
